Favorite Fiction FanArt

 

Just had to share possibly the coolest version of fan art I have yet to see. Here is the link to see some of his other work or to learn more about the artist and his museum: Matchstick Marvels.

 

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry…

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Tolkein’s Minas Tirith from Lord of the Rings…

 

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Then I got to thinking about other sorts of fan art our favorite fiction might inspire and I thought, I wonder how many people love certain books so much that they get *ahem* more permanent versions…

 

Dumbledore…

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Harry Potter…

 

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Snape…

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Twilight: 

 

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And Finally, Elf Ears, inspired by Lord of the Rings…

 

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2008 Wrap Up

I was checkin’ out Shelli’s blog the other day and really liked her review of her life in 2008. Since so much has happened in my writing (and personal) life this year, I thought it’d be nice to look back.

So here we go…

-Graduated a semester early to focus on writing

-Researched industry, tried to figure out what the heck I was supposed to do

-Found Absolute Write Water Cooler

-Finished book #1, a YA mystery titled WEIRD TATTOOS AND LOW IQS

-Queried WEIRD TATTOOS, racked up rejections

-Wrote the proposal for SCOUT, a YA graphic novel

-Started Fumbling with Fiction!

-Began receiving review copies of fabulous books like The Gargoyle, The Map Thief, Land of Invisible Women and many more–an unexpected perk

-Joined the Verla Kay Blueboards

-Discovered some of my all-time favorite YA books: The Boyfriend List, Wicked Lovely, Twilight, I’d Tell You I Love You But Then I’d Have to Kill You, Thirteen Reasons Why…

-Found artists for SCOUT

-Queried SCOUT

-Moved from Philadelphia, PA to Austin, TX to start law school at the University of Texas

-Found Purgatory and the fabulous Purgatorians

-3 offers of representation for SCOUT, plus 1 offer of represenation for WEIRD TATTOOS

-Signed with Super Agent Dan Lazar of Writers House!

-Nate (boyfriend) moved from Washington, D.C. to Austin

-Finished SCOUT script, lengthened synopsis, completed proposal, signed contracts with artists

-Wrote an article for SCBWI’s January issue of Sprouts

-Agent began subbing SCOUT

-Went in a hole to study so that I would not fail out of my first semester of law school

-Met some great writing friends through Purgatory whom I am so thankful for because I know that I would not know half of what I know now without them

-Began work on next 2 proposals/projects

…And here we are. That’s a pretty successful year if I do say so myself. It will be interesting this time next year to check back and see how much has changed and how much as stayed the same. I certainly hope to have taken the next (or next several) step(s) in my writing career. And you can bet that I’ll be spending another year working my tail end off to make sure that happens.

Are You Excited for Edward or Telling Bella to ‘Bite Me’?

T minus 26 hours til I see Twilight the movie!!!

Yes, Nate and I have been holding a countdown. We can’t help it. We are very excited. Don’t hate.

No, I must admit that I have high hopes this movie. But it could go one of two ways: Harry Potter or Eragon.

Personally, I find the Harry Potter movies fantastic–and that’s coming from a HUGE fan of the books.

The Eragon movie—umm, not so much. 

I truly felt that the problem with the Eragon movie was that they rushed production in order to ride the relatively rapid wave popularity for the first book and to increase sales of the 2nd two books.  

So the question is: has Twilight been so ingrained in the minds of the fanbase and the minds of Americans so as to produce a movie that reflects what the fans want?

I actually think so.

I think that there will be some departures from the book, but, from what I’ve seen, they actually might be fore the better.  (More action, etc.)

I want baaaadly for this movie to do well enough for them to produce the next three! That’s huge for me.

Ok, other random thoughts:

Bella. I’ve heard a lot of complaints about the choice of Kristen Stewart as Twilight’s heroine. I don’t want to give away too much about the later books for those who haven’t read them, but I do think they chose her because she has a wide range of looks. And let’s face it, Bella isn’t supposed to be traditionally really pretty. She’s also supposed to be a tomboy. I’m going to give her a fair shot.

Robert Pattinson. Ummm, can we say Cedric Diggory? But why is he so weird in real life?

What about the choice for Alice? I’ve heard people bothered by her, but I can’t say I really mind. At least not looks-wise.

Tickets? Did y’all have a hard time buying them? I bought mine a couple days ago and almost everywhere was sold out. Craziness!

 

 

Alright, tell me what you think. Are you excited? Or couldn’t care less? I’ll bee seing it at 11:40 tomorrow tonight and will report back!!

 

Status: Buckling down doing law school work right now. Will be doing that for about a month, but luckily I got a ton done over the past few months, so I have plenty of spits in the fire! Come winter break I’ll be hard at work again developing some other ideas I have percolating. Meanwhile, the blog will be in full swing and I’ll be waiting on news the next couple weeks.

Topical Tuesday: I’m No Playgirl, but I Got Me A Playlist

I was never a believer in the playlist for your book thing. I mean, with the whole Stephenie Meyer let’s-have-a-book-concert thing, I was like, really woman? You listen to ALL that while you write? How do you think at night?

Anyway, color me a convert because I now have a SCOUT playlist. I listen to a few songs everytime before I start to write or when I change scenes. Yanno, that sort of thing. This embarrasses me to no end. Why? Well, I’m very private about my writing. Aside from my dad who edits, Nate is the only person who knows what my books are about. Oh yeah, and my agent, because telling him what the book was about was sort of a prerequisite for the he’ll-represent-my-book thing.

Anyway, so back to Nate. “So what” by Pink (Yeah, I know. Be quiet.) has been playing in my apartment about, oh, ten times a day as I’ve been buckling down to write. We went out in Austin this weekend and I was driving my friends out there, Pink came on the radio. Nate was like, “Oh, Chandler! This is your jam.” Which of course left everyone wondering, because, if you don’t know Pink’s “So What” isn’t the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Chandler Craig’s jam.

Unfortunately, Nate had no problem explaining exactly what he meant, so the cat (haha, get it–feline shapeshifter) was out of the bag.

Doesn’t mean I’m giving up my SCOUT playlist, though. Currently, my playlist is as follows (Please save the mocking until after the last name is read):

So What by Pink–my theme song for the character of Scout

The Way I Live by DJ Storm and featuring Lil Boosie

Paper Planes by MIA–If you are wondering what the common theme of these songs is; it’s because Scout is a badass

See You Again by Miley Cyrus–She’s 15!

7 Things by Miley Cyrus–lot of teenage love angst goin’ on

What Time is It and We’re All in This Together by the cast of High School Musical–because….I like it?

Love Song by Sara Bareilles

Sexy Can I by Ray J

Theme from Harry Potter by James Dorsey Orchestra

The Quidditch World Cup from Harry Potter Soundtrack–I love listening to the Harry Potter soundtrack because no words!

Calabria by Enur–Love this because I can’t undertand the words!

 

Anyway, not all of these songs inspire my writing, but something about listening to the sames ones everytime I sit down to write helps me trigger some brain spark (the technical turn) and that gets my butt in gear to start pounding out the words.

 

What’s on your manny’s playlist?

 

Status: I will be writing slash watching the debates. Working hard and having fun. The script is coming along swimmingly. Talk to me in a week when I am wrapping it up. Oh, did I mention that? I want to have it done in a week. K, thanks bye.

Topical Tuesday: “When I was a young writer, I walked ten miles in the snow. Uphill. Both ways.”

In general I’ve found writers to be the most supportive bunch. Just today, Nate was searching through the comments on my blog and was shocked at how kind everyone was. He was like, “Doesn’t anyone want you to fail!?” And I said,  “Nope, don’t think so.”

I love that. But there does seem to be a different feeling toward authors whom other writers feel have not ”paid their dues.” This is a particularly popular criticism of Stephenie Meyer.

I think the issue probably stems more from the fact that she doesn’t belong to the Blueboards or AW, etc., though I’m not positive about that. However, I don’t think those communities would tolerate that brand of criticism of one of their own. That line of reasoning might not work, either, though, because most folks that belong to one of those communities found them while they were paying their dues, so…yanno…I digress.

Anyway, back to the obsession with paying dues or rites of passage, if you will…

I’m trying to think of any rite of passage I went through that really made me better.

Form rejections? I mean, while those were a sweet treat in the inbox, I’m not too sure they did a whole lot for my mental health OR improved my writing.

Lots of form rejections? Just multiply the previous response by 12.

Waiting and waiting and waiting? I barely survived that.

Query Hell over at AW? I mean, if I’d gotten it on the first try, I wouldn’t be complaining.

Hitting the bestseller list on book #1? Oh, yeah, well this is still probably going to happen. (Just kidding, just kidding)

That’s not to say that some rights of passage weren’t important. For instance, learning when to move on from a project and, by virtue of that experience, learning how to recognize when something was not working. Probably pretty useful as I move on in my writing career.

And making friends? Well, that’s just invaluable.

Knowing that I wanted to keep writing whether i got positive feedback or not? The best thing I learned by far.

 

So, what do you think? Should writers have to pay their dues? Does it make you a better writer to go through these rites of passage? Which ones are important?

 

 

Status: Overall, a productive day. Huge thanks to Jennifer Lynn Barnes (Jen Barnes), one of the most helpful Blueboarders ever, for remembering the title for me of a book I needed. I was WAY off on what I thought the book was called that I was looking for. My agent had wanted me to find it as a possible book to compare to. And Jen somehow got from what I said (even my description was off) to the book I wanted. So, thanks!

I ordered the book on Amazon and it should be getting here in a couple days. It sounds like a great comparison (______ meets ______) book for SCOUT.

I finished my synopsis and winged it over to my dad for editing. I got back his comments and will be implementing them tomorrow.

Also, I have my idea for SCOUT’S SEQUEL!! I wrote it in the bathtub. Yup. Sure did. I’m glad to be getting all this stuff out because–this is sort of embarrassing–but I keep having ideas when I’m asleep and they wake me up and I can’t go back to sleep until they’re written down. That’d be cool if it were just plot ideas or premises and whatnot, but it’s wording. The wording of my damn synopses wake me up. And I have to go in and fix them. Yuck.

Topical Tuesday: Should Malfunctions Equal Money Back?

I touched on this Saturday, but I think it’s an interesting topic and deserves its own post.

On a certain agent’s blog, I read about how disgruntled fans tried to return Breaking Dawn to the bookstores having already read it because they didn’t think it was a “good” book.

Now immediately I thought this was nuts, but what was crazier to me was that this certain agent agreed with the disgruntled fans saying that a novel should be treated like any other product. If you buy a microwave and it malfunctions, you take it back.

So, I thought about this for awhile.

First, how would a book malfunction? Well, I guess if the ending didn’t follow. If the logic was flawed. If gaping plot holes kept the reader from buying into the story. Then, one might say that the book malfunctioned. Right?

I don’t know. I’m not buying that, but I was trying to figure out a way for this logic to work.

So then, I figured that books are probably more comparable to being satisfied with a college test prep company’s course than with a microwave.

Say a student takes a course with XYZ test prep to help him prepare for the SAT. Many test preps offer a satisfaction guarantee. If you aren’t satisfied with what you received, then you get your money back. But the learning is already in your head, you can’t take back the learning you did in the classroom. And in this way, I think it’s very similar to how a book return program would have to work.

But here’s the thing.

The way the story ended IS the way the story happened. Fans paid for Breaking Dawn to know what happened to Bella and Edward. This is the ending Stephenie Meyer came up with and, therefore, that is the only ending that exists. That’s what you wanted to know and now you know it. The only way you could get the ending you want is to write a fanfiction alternate ending and that wouldn’t be as much fun because you would know that it was you making it up.

Therefore, I still think 100% that you should not be able to return books after having read them. Not because you already consumed the product and, like food, you aren’t going to vomit it back up, but because you got exactly what you paid for which was for someone else to reveal the story to you.

If you don’t like my conclusion, then you’re in luck! I have a solution for you.

WRITE!

Come up with your own stories and you can end them any way you like. You can take your stories back and revise them and fix any malfunctions.

As for me, I’ll keep reading (and writing, too), of course.

 

To read Jay’s take on Topical Tuesday, click here!

 

Status: Done with law school orientation!  I have beautiful pages from Scott for SCOUT. I just need one little tweak from him. (He forgot a caption.) Then, off it goes. Keep sending good vibes for his wrist because I need him!

Interview: Cyn Balog, Author of Fairy Lust

Today, I’m so pleased to have Cyn Balog chat with us. She’s the author of the forthcoming Fairy Lust (Delacorte, 2009). She’s a fellow frequenter of both the Blue Boards and Absolute Write, so be sure to support her win her book hits the shelves. To whet your appetite, here’s a bit about her novel:

               Morgan Sparks has always known that she and her boyfriend, Cam, are made for each other. They’re next-door neighbors and have been friends practically since birth. They tell each other everything, and are totally hot for each other.
            But suddenly, a week before their joint Sweet Sixteen party, Cam starts acting distant. His mysterious and awkward cousin, Pip, comes to stay with the family. Finally Pip confesses to Morgan what’s going on: Cam is a fairy. No, seriously, a fairy. Because Cam was a sickly baby, the fairies came to Earth the night he was born and switched him with Pip, a healthy human boy. Nobody expected Cam to live, and nobody expected his biological brother, raised in the fairy world and heir to the fairy throne, to die. But now the fairies want Cam back to take his rightful place as Fairy King.
            There’s no way Morgan is going to let this happen. As Cam begins to physically change, Morgan becomes determined to fool the fairies so that she and Cam can stay together forever. Soon she has to decide once and for all whether their love can weather an uncertain future.

Can’t wait to get my hands on this one!

And without further ado…

Hi Cyn! Thanks for doing this. This is such an exciting time for you and I’m excited to get to have you on Fumbling with Fiction! As I understand it, Fairy Lust is your debut novel, can you give us a little statistical rundown on how long it took you to get to this point? How many books? How many rejections? How many days, months, or years?

I knew I wanted to be a writer very young– almost from the moment I learned to write.  However when I got to college I was really daunted by the statistics about how improbable it is to make a living off of writing fiction, so I actually attempted to give it up to have a “real” career in marketing– and succeeded for almost 15 years.  But after awhile I couldn’t ignore it anymore, so I wrote my first book, which landed me an agent fairly easily.  It didn’t sell, but eventually I began to work on another idea– Fairy Lust, which sold.  So I guess you can say the journey has been pretty long– it’s been decades since I first decided I wanted to be a writer!
 
 
Which “Call” thrilled you more? The call in which you landed an agent or the call in which you landed your book deal? Can you describe to us what it felt like?

Definitely the call where I got my book deal!  It came completely out of the blue!  My book had been on submission for six weeks, and I was under the impression that if my book was going to sell well, the second my agent unleashed it upon the publishing world, offers were going to come in.  Didn’t happen.  I had just resigned myself to picking up a new idea and starting over, as painful as that was, because ANOTHER one of my books was going to be shelved.  And then suddenly, I got a call from my agent.  She told me that Delacorte loved it.  I thought, “Well, that’s good news, so now they need to go through meetings and a bunch of other hoops, and then maybe it will sell . . .” and that’s when she told me they’d offered a pre-empt.  I was at work and started screaming and crying, which is, of course, a very professional thing to do.
 
 
 
I love seeing authors succeed like that! Throughout your journey as a writer, what resources have you found most valuable to your success? Websites? Books? Conferences?

Since I started writing, I don’t think I have made it through a day without checking Verla’s boards, the Absolute Write Boards, and my LiveJournal.  I have so many writer friends on all those sites that “get it”, more than any of my family or friends, who still seem to think that since I write YA, I must be best friends with the only other YA writers out there, J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer.  The writers I have met online are so supportive and encouraging, I love sharing my problems and successes with all of them because they know what I’m going through.  Two of my best friends, Mandy Hubbard (Prada & Prejudice, Razorbill, 2009), and Brooke Taylor (Undone, Walker, 2008), were met online years ago, before any of us had agents or book contracts . . . I honestly don’t think FAIRY LUST would exist without them and the online community of writers. 
 

I love how you talk about making your “writer friends” online and elsewhere. I’m just starting to make some similar bonds and I think it would be so neat to see some of these aspiring writers succeed and I value their support already. Thanks for reminding us how important those relationships are. On your blog, you have something called the “ABCs of Writing.” Can you tell us a little bit about what that entails?

Mandy Hubbard lives on the West Coast and I live on the East Coast, and so we email back and forth constantly.  We both love the Greens’ Brotherhood vlog series, and wanted to learn how to vlog.  So we decided that we would do a really goofy vlog series, all about our experiences as writers.  We started with a topic beginning with the letter A, and we alternate every couple of weeks.  Mandy did a really cute one for the letter “C” because it was right after she got “The Call” that Prada & Prejudice was going to be published.  We don’t do anything flashy because we’re complete amateurs, we’re just acting goofy, trying to have fun.  But maybe somewhere, buried in there, might be some helpful advice for aspiring writers.
 

Too funny! Can you tell us a little about your writing schedule and where you do most of your writing?

I have a full-time job which requires me to be active (I manage the events for fitness magazines) so in between dealing with my job schedule, working out, and my family (I have a toddler) . . . I get maybe 19 minutes during my lunch hour?  And sometimes my very supportive family will leave me alone for a few hours on the weekends.  When you have such a rigid schedule, you really start to value and make the most of your writing time.  I used to have a lot more time for writing, and I wasted it!
 

We all know that writers go through hard times on their way to success. How have you handled rejection in the past?

I mope.  Seriously, it’s okay to mope for a day or two, eat a pint of ice-cream, whatever.  But then you pick yourself up and get moving again.  I think I hit one of my biggest lows after my first novel didn’t sell, and I wrote a second novel, which I excitedly sent to my agent and got a “meh” response.  I had shelves of novels, months and years of blood, sweat, and tears, and nobody in NYC wanted them!  I was so frustrated, and I contemplated giving up writing.  And then I remembered that I had tried that, so many years ago, and it didn’t work.  Writing– not to sell, but just for fun– is like my salvation.  Writing gives me a high unlike anything I’ve every experienced before– my fingers itch to be at the keyboard when I’m away.  So I told myself that I would just keep writing, and not worry about selling.   And then, of course, I sold.  It was like that old adage they tell you about finding a relationship…. when you’re not looking, THAT’s when you find it.
 

I like your honesty and think you are right on the mark. On a happier note, now that you are a soon-to-be-published author, seeing the view from the other side, what has most surprised you about the publishing process?

I was floored to learn how much work manuscripts go through, even after they’ve been bought.  I thought editors only bought manuscripts that were just about perfect.  If it needed more than a little work, they’d pass.  Not true.  Some of my friends had dozens of pages of changes to make on their manuscripts, and multiple rounds of revisions. Editors don’t just sit there, reading stacks for manuscripts and saying “yes” or “no.”  They, and the copyeditors, are pretty much geniuses.    
 

I always ask this question of interviewees, so I hope you’ve been thinking on it. If you could have written one book previously published by another author, which book would it be?

Actually, there are many books out there that I wish I could have written, anything by M.T. Anderson because I have no idea how he manages to get in his character’s heads so completely and so convincingly.  And it’s funny, a year or two ago, I’d written four or five chapters of a book about the zombie apocalypse, based on a dream I’d had, since I am a huge fan of zombies.  Then, I gave it up to write FAIRY LUST.  And I am so glad that I never attempted to finish it because it would have paled drastically in comparison to Carrie Ryan’s THE FOREST OF HANDS AND TEETH.  

 

Oh! I have so been wanting to read Carrie Ryan’s book. Thanks for reminding me.

Cyn, you gave fantastic, thoughtful answers. Thank you so much. It is helpful and inspiring to see a writer going through all of this with fresh eyes. Thanks for taking the time to give us your insight and a BIG congratulations!

 

You can find out more about Cyn Balog at http://cyn2write.livejournal.com .

 

 

Status: First day of law school orientation complete! I read The Appeal by John Grisham for today and had a book discussion, so I will be reviewing that on Saturday if y’all are interested. Other than that I’m still playing the waiting game, but will be working on taking my own advice from yesterday and not wasting time that I could be writing!

Book Review: Breaking Dawn

Spoiler Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spoiler Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Spoiler Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spoiler Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

So, yeah, spoiler alert. I usually don’t talk about the content of a book when I review it. That way people can read the review and decide whether or not the book is for them, but with Breaking Dawn, I don’t think there is another way to effectively discuss it. So, Spoiler Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, this book is a saga all in itself. Therefore, it’s easy, I think, to have several different opinions of it. Because with the scope of the thing, I’m fairly sure it could have been broken into two or more good sized books.

There has been a ton of talk about what people hated about this book. Some legitimate, some a bit petty, i think. So I’m going to start with popular criticism and give my take on them then move onto my own Likes And Gripes. 

 

Popular Criticism:

 

1. “Jacob imprinting on Bella’s daughter is creepy”: Yanno, I didn’t really think so. Stephenie Meyer went to great pains to explain to us why wolves imprinting on babies is not as yucky as it sounds. She prepared us in Eclipse with Quil and Claire. There wasn’t quite the outcry then. Imprinting for Jacob and Renesmee does not equal a romantic attachment. I see no ick factor as of yet. In fact, I thought his attachment to a baby was sort of sweet. I’ll admit that maybe we could term it “edgy” but “perverted”? I don’t think so.

2. “The book dragged”: Yes, it dragged and was long. There were a lot of story lines going on. To think that at the beginning of the book Bella was human and unmarried and then look back from where we finished? Yes, readers traveled too long a distance.

3. “The ending was too ‘pat’”: She was going for a fairytale feel. It’s a romance, people. We needed our Happily Ever After. That said, I can’t believe there was no fight between the Volturi and the Cullens’ forces. Are you kidding me? She’s already received criticism about dodging action sequences. I’d just finished praising Eclipse for finally including a fight scene. And then what does she do? She drags me through 600 pages just to tell me that there would be no climax? Goodness!

And because she avoided the fight scene, I had no sense of loss afterward. Sometimes a sense of loss can go a long way in making a series feel complete and satisfying. Is that morbid? No, I don’t think so. There is a price the hero and heroine should pay for their happiness. Usually that price should be the cost of friends. The last Harry Potter did that well. I was glad to see that Ron, Hermione, and Harry survived, but we lost some important players and that gave the series weight.

BUT, even if you don’t want to kill off good guys, my gosh Stephenie, could we kill off a bad guy? Please?

4. “Renesmee is a ridiculous name”: Yep. It is. It did grow on me though. But Renesmee Carlie? Wow.

5. “Edward faded into the background”: I like to think of it as Bella coming to the foreground. She finally had a character arc. She changed. She was his equal. Isn’t that what people had wanted all along? Guess not. As it turns out, women really do seem to like the feeling of being rescued, being vulnerable, and having a hunky boyfriend be all protective of them.

 

Ok, now here are my own personal gripes. It’s actually a short list:

 

1. Bella’s super self-control seemed a bit convenient. I kinda wish she could have gone through the awfulness that should have been becoming a newborn.

2. Why’s she such a martyr?

3. Getting the papers for Renesmee to get on a plane seemed like a pretty minor worry. I can’t believe that’s what Alice wanted to hide from everybody. I thought J. Jenks would be way cooler.

4. I felt a little misled that Edward could get Bella pregnant. I thought vampires had no bodily fluids? Why do they have semen and not blood?

5. Adding “Jazz” as a nickname for Jasper like it’s always been his nickname. That’s probably my biggest gripe.

 

 

Finally, reasons why I’d like to give Stephenie Meyer a high five:

 

1. Bella pregnant!? Didn’t see that coming.

2. Bella a vampire? Ok, I guess other people didn’t see this as a question after Eclipse, but I sure did. I thought surely the message wouldn’t be to throw your life away and potentially your soul. Granted, I don’t think she ended up having to do that in the end, but still. I at least thought that the entire storyline would revolve around whether or not she became a vampire and if she did I figured it would be the climax of the book. As it happened, it was pretty early on.

 

3. Jacob finally stepping up, becoming an Alpha, and finding happiness. I was always on Team Jacob, so that made me happy.

 

4. No sex before marriage. I’m not saying this because this is necessarily what I believe. I’m not going to say either way on the blog, so don’t speculate. But, a lot of people have been on her case about the fact that she’s pushing her opinions through her book and that we shouldn’t make it “wrong” for girls to have premarital sex. Um, guys, if you can’t push your views in your own novel then where can you? It’s her story! Plus, there are already sooooo many YA books with rampant premarital sex. One postmarital sex book is not gonna kill us.

 

5. I enjoyed reading this book. Despite everything. I wanted to keep reading. I wanted to know what happened. And I had fun doing it.

 

 

So, what I’m trying to say is that I don’t think people should take themselves too seriously while reading this book. We can talk about the editing here. We can talk about how Stephenie may have been rushed trying to write Breaking Dawn and The Host simultaneously. We can discuss all that. I think the main factor is just whether or not you enjoyed reading it. For many fans, I think they truly did not.

A final word: I think trying to return books to the bookstore because the customer didn’t like the story is a bit ridiculous. And I’ve actually heard this practice defended because “books shouldn’t be any different from other products that you aren’t satisfied with.” I beg to differ. Returning a book that you’ve already read is like wearing clothes to a party and then taking them back to the store. It’s not ok. If you want to do that, wait to get the book at the library.

 

Good talk. See you out there.

Status: Gotta get ready for a wedding!

Thursday Pics: Another SCOUT sneak peek

Hey guys! Can’t resist sharing with your another sneak peek of my WIP graphic novel SCOUT. This is the third page and I hope y’all like it!

 

 

 

Status: I just got back from floating down the Guadalupe River and am entirely too sun burnt. I know, I know sunscreen. It’s a little late now. I’m glad to be back because I’m abouta crawl into bed, read Breaking Dawn, and not roll out ’til the morning.

 

 

As a sidenote: Like I said, I’m reading Breaking Dawn. And can I just say, “What in the heckfire is going on in this book!? I mean, for real.”

Topical Tuesday: You Never Can Trust A Writer

Folks have made a big stink about the historical accuracy of The Da Vinci Code. I choose Dan Brown’s book because of the enormous popularity it enjoyed followed by the equally enormous criticism, but the same goes for most works of historical fiction.

So, I have to ask the question: How “true” should historical fiction be?

 

A lot of readers want to hold authors of historical fiction to a ridiculously high standard. Like they should have some moral duty to have all their facts straight and to teach us something en route.

I got news for you, people. It’s Fiction. Made-up, spun-from-brain-goo, don’t-quote-it-in-a-term-paper fiction. Funny. You wouldn’t think it. It being called “historical fiction” and all.

Yeah, that’s right. They don’t call it a novel from nothin’. Now memoirs…that’s a different donkey. But, I digress.

The goals of an author of historical fiction are much like the goals of any other old author. They want to create a convincing illusion, to help the reader to suspend disbelief. William Styron wrote a fake “historical document” at the beginning of Confessions of Nat Turner. Sort of a false author’s note of sorts. Did I slam down my Diet Coke and shake my fist at the heavens praying that they’d take away Styron’s Pulitzer? No. And believe me, I didn’t realize it was fake–author’s note, that is–right away. Once I did realize, I kind of laughed to myself and thought: Chandler 0-Willie 1. And then moved quickly on before I could add up how much Styron was really beating me by.

The point is that he suspended my disbelief. He made me believe that’s how it happened.

Sure, writers of historical fiction do research. What writer doesn’t. But are you going to unleash on an author who mixed up how many cylinders there are in a well known car?

The point of historical fiction is to convey the spirit of the times more than the facts.

Otherwise, why not go read a textbook? Because historical fiction adds the human dimension and that’s what the author must strive for. It let’s us look at the little decisions that led up to an event or how a larger decision affected the daily lives of individuals.

The point is not for the author to be a historian or a scholar.

Now, If I were an author of historical fiction I would certainly do my homework. Otherwise, as we’ve already seen, you’re gonna get those front row dork types raising their hands in your face and telling you your story is all wrong.

So, here’s the thing. All you front row handraisers, it’s cool to know your stuff, to know you’re right. But let yourself smile smugly and then continue reading because what’s most important is to remember what’s so wonderful about fiction: it’s made up.

 

 Check out Jay’s blog for a very different take on this!

Status: Not an incredibly productive day. But I am reading Breaking Dawn like my life depended on it! Working on some SCOUT stuff and waiting on the word from Scott. Again, keep your fingers crossed for me.