Friday Fumble: Procrastination

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Daylight Savings Time Procrastination

As I mentioned, Friday on Fumbling with Fiction we’ll be looking at some of the biggest ways that writers can drop the ball, so to speak. And what better mistake to start with than one that I struggle with constantly? Procrastination.

I don’t even want to think of how productive I might be if I never procrastinated. It scares me. If I didn’t surf the web. If I didn’t rearrange the books in my bookcase. If I didn’t look at random people’s pictures on Facebook.

So I got to thinking about why I procrastinate. Because, to be honest, it doesn’t make a lot of sense that like me so many authors love writing, couldn’t live without writing, and yet put off the very act of it with a level of creativity that takes almost as much energy as sitting down and putting words on the page. It’s crazy, right? Have you seen the number of twitter updates a day about procrastinating alone.

Did you know the Free Dictionary defines “procrastinate” as “To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.”

What’s more, when I googled procrastination I was bombarded with about a million ads asking me if I suffered from ADHD.

At this point in my research, I’ve got to tell you, I’m alarmed. Because (1) I’m not a lazy or careless person and (2) I have an incredibly long attention span. So what’s going on? I start wondering if maybe I don’t love writing. I start worrying that maybe it’s not my dream. Because I’m not careless with other things. I have a long attention span when I’m watching a four hour Lifetime Original. Do I not care about writing as much as the latest Lifetime Movie I’ve never heard of? Surely, that can’t be true.

That’s when I decided to do some research. There had to be more people out there like me and there had to be another reason.

And guess what? There is!

If you’re a Type A individual like me and can’t help but procrastinate, I think you might be suffering from a case of the care-too-muchs.

See, it’s not that we don’t care enough, that we don’t want to do the work, it’s that we are so afraid of not living up to our own high expectations of ourselves, that we’d rather not start in the first place. We’re sabotaging ourselves.

Maybe you did this in school, when you had a paper that you waited to write at the last minute. Maybe you do this at work. But, caring too much can really get the best of you. In fact, you’d be much better off caring too little.

And when I read about this syndrome, it made so much sense to me. Until I can figure out how to do something perfectly, sometimes I’d rather not do it at all. If I can’t set aside enough time to complete a task or make a solid dent in it, then sometime’s I’d rather not start it.

What excuses do you make? Don’t know the first line of the book? Don’t know where the last plot twist? Aren’t sure the stakes are high enough for your characters for anyone to care?

These are all things that make us put off the work to a point where it can feel almost debilitating. And then when you think of how much time you’ve wasted, it can almost make it worse! It’s an ugly cycle.

So, while I think understanding where the urge to procrastinate stems from is helpful in itself, what can we do about it?

Here are a few tips I’ve learned from looking into the subject that may help:

1. Aim for a C+. This is basically a different way of the common advice of allowing yourself to be bad. Especially in the first draft. But for some reason this clicked with me–probably because I’m still in school. Still, maybe it will help you. Aim low. Tell yourself that your goal is to get a C on your manuscript. That’s your goal! Ok? This isn’t an instance where I’m telling you to aim for a C and then somehow you’re just so magically talented that even when you don’t try your manuscript will be worthy of an A. No, write a C manuscript. If nothing else, you’ll have something to show for all your angst. You can submit a C. You can show a C to your agent and get help on it. You can’t show a blank page. Write a C. Know that you have a C under your belt, then when you have time, polish to an A.

2. Ask questions. I read this as a tip to use at work, but I think it applies here, too. At the workplace, a tip suggested when you’re assigned a project to drop everything the moment you receive it. Look at the project. What does it entail? Compile a list of questions to ask the assigning supervisor, then be sure to take notes during your brief meeting. This advice serves two purposes. For one, when you are supposed to have already started something, but you haven’t and you just now realize you have a whole bunch of questions, it is a huge deterrent to have to go ask those questions this late in the game. Two, the questions help clarify the task at hand, helping you know where to start and how long the task will take. So, in your writing career, typically you are the assigning supervisor. So, unfortunately, the questions need to be directed to you. Therefore, your execution of this tip might look something like this:

You have set aside a chunk of time to write this weekend. Ok, although you don’t have much time prior to the weekend, push your current distractions aside and take a moment to plan. What do you need to accomplish before the weekend starts in order for you to make the most productive use of your time? Realistically, how much time do you have for writing this weekend? What can you accomplish in that amount of time? What do you not know about the project that you need to before you can start? Do you know which scenes you plan to write? What the main conflict in those scenes will be?

3. Finally, my last simple tips because this is running long. Maybe I’ll add some more later because I do have more to share. Limit your time online. You can space out the blogs you read. Maybe read one per day and rotate. Check Facebook once a day. Remember why you are writing and sometimes it can even help to remind yourself about a few of the naysayers who think you can’t get it done. In other words, channel that Type A in you and be competitive.

6 Ways To Quit Wasting Your Time

If you’re like me (and I bet you are), when you are in the midst of submitting your novel/short story/query to agents or editors your day goes something like this:

 

Wake up, check your iPhone for emails before you so much as roll out of bed, go to your computer to check the response times of agents/editors at the Blue Boards, compare with your excel spreadsheets, brush teeth/do hair/try to act like you are about to be productive, go check inbox, check blogs, check inbox, open your Word document, check inbox, stare at screen, check inbox, hit refresh, hit refresh, hit refresh…

 

Ok, so first thing’s first. Take your mouse off the refresh button. Navigate away from your inbox. Close the entire window. Yes, I promise it will be ok. Your emails will still be waiting for you in an hour’s time. I swear.

Now, here’s how we can better spend our time:

 

1. Edit. You might be too wound up to write anything new. Fine. Sometimes that happens. But think about what you can do that is productive. I mean really, really productive. Editing! Go back a few pages and read. Fix any glaring errors or maybe flesh a scene out. This activity is well worth your while, somehow feels less intensive, and is completely guilt free.

2. Grab your notebook. Not your laptop, the kind that involved killing trees. Thanks. Now, go sit on a couch, away from your computer and work out a plot point. If that’s too intensive for your little, wound up mind, think of snippets of dialogue. Again, this takes fewer brain cells, removes your from temptation, and yet is an activity related to your next WIP. Feel good about it.

3. Research. Anything to add realism or depth to your new project. Unfortunately, this places you closer to your computer, but, luckily, your inbox is not just minimized but closed, so resist! Plus, research is fun. Who doesn’t like to learn new things? Plus, the knowledge needed to write novels is usually the useless kind and that’s the best stuff to know anyhow. Take notes.

4. Storyboard. This takes a bit more brain power, so to do this activity you’ll need to not be entirely consumed by the anticipation that comes with waiting for an agent/editor’s verdict. Get a big piece of cardboard and a bunch of post-its. Use different colored post-its because that’s more fun and a ruler to draw the lines because it will look prettier when you finish. Make it look like a weekly calender. A margin on top and then divide into smaller column units. The smaller column units will be labeled as chapters. Different colored post-its should signify different things like characters introduced, clues given, or red herrings thrown in. This way you can visualize how everything is coming together. Plus, with post-its you can move things around as necessary. This will help you to identify plot holes and to see where the story climaxes and mini-climaxes.

5. Go to the library. I know, you probably already have your coat, keys, and are halfway out the door. But, really, reading within your genre is incredibly important and should never be considered a waste of your time. This is also the best way to forget about the milliseconds passing in which you’ve received no emails from Dream Agent #1. Read the book for fun, but pay special attention to what worked in the book and what didn’t. Note what scenes you loved and the ones you hated. As you read more within your genre, try to figure out the trends. You shouldn’t necessarily write for the market, but you should understand it. Of course, if you can afford to do this all at the bookstore, then more power to you. But, hey! We’re trying to decrease stress, so if spending a billion dollars on books doesn’t make you feel great, don’t feel bad. Use the library, it’s the American way! (Also, libraries are great customers for publishers and therefore your favorite authors because they often by multiple copies in hardcover. A great way to help your favorite authors is to request that the library order the book if they don’t have it already!)

6. Finally, if you really can’t handle writing related activities–Attend to Real Life. Writers always complain about real life getting in the way. Well, maybe washing your socks and running the dishwasher is exactly the diversion you need.

 

Status: Just got back from Happy Hour and am about to do some reading. Waiting, waiting, waiting for a page from SCOUT. I’ve got ants in my pants and probably need to take my own advice.

The Writing Olympics

The Olympics start in a couple days and I got to thinking: Wouldn’t it be cool if we had Olympics for writers?

I mean, especially if it was for amateurs only like back in the day.

What would The Writing Olympics be like?

1. You think the Opening ceremony is long now? At The Writing Olympics the ceremony would go on and on and on and the announcers would use words like ”gallant,” “laudable,” and “superheroic” to describe the events to come.

2. Instead of gold medals, winners would earn six-figure publishing contracts. Silver medalists would win five-figure deals and bronze medal winners would walk away with a “nice” four-figure advance.

3. The national anthem? No way. The gold medal writers would hear their manuscript’s playlist booming over the loudspeakers as they solemnly held their hands over their hearts and sipped a latte.

4. The events? Well, the Nanowrimo word wars would certainly make a primetime appearance. The other events may be less riveting to watch. Some of the highlights would be:

-Who can have the most friends on MySpace, Live Journal, and Twitter combined?

-Battle of the Forum mods

-Most creative means of procrastination

-A gladiator-style melee to determine the next J.K. Rowling

 

Ok, I’m thinking The Writing Olympics may not be a breakout success. I guess I’ll have to revert to the Beer ones.

Have any ideas on what should be in The Writing Olympics??

 

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Status:  Did some writing, but mainly am getting ready to leave for Texas tomorrow. I got a few more requests for SCOUT. Keep your fingers crossed for me, please!!