Nerds Like Us

My friend, Jen Hayley, alerted me to this completely amazing quote from author John Green.

‎”Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff…
Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like
jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when
people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like
stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too
enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.”

Man, how true is that? So for Friday, here are the five things that I am jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-myself excited about because, for the record, John Green, I am totally enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness. I am.

1. Harry Potter. Duh. And it IS Harry Potter 7 release week. So, what have I been doing, you wonder? Listening to MuggleCast, of course. Yes, that’s right, a weekly podcast dedicated to Harry Potter despite the fact that there are no more Harry Potter books forthcoming. Mugglenet? Undeterred. Oh yeah, and in case you missed it, I also already made the trek to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

2. Sci-Fi Classics. If real love is watching the 4.5 hour Dune mini-series, I have it. Because as far as I’m concerned, the SciFi channel had it right. You never can get too much Paul Atreides (Muad’Dib, if you’d rather). You just can’t. And I’m pretty sure I deserve some sort of prize for making through all five in the Children of the Mind series. Where did Bean go, Orson? Where?? Other notables: Foundation, Stranger in a Strange Land, Wrinkle in Time.

 

"If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets." - Gurney Halleck

3. Lord of the Rings. Little known fact: I’ve read The Hobbit 12 times. Twelve times, people. Plus, I went through that wonderful stage where I thought I was going to learn Elvish and I made a concerted effort until I read Silmarillion and it decided to both kill and enlighten my soul. Don’t even get me started on The History of Middle-Earth.

"Stupid, fat hobbit."

4. Famous Crimes. Alright, whatever, I didn’t want to bold “serial killers.” I know a lot about serial killers. However, I also know a lot about gangs, street families, and what it’s like to live in prison. I have seen every episode of Gangland and MSNBC Lockdown/Up and have read a truly startling number of articles and true crime. Also, I once got really passionate and thought I’d write to people on death row. Turns out they aren’t just looking for people to write them letters…

5. Zombies. Not surprising since this first fell within the category of natural disasters, one of the two categories of movies in which no bad films have ever been made (namely, Natural Disaster & Dance movies).  Zombies are great and once, in Dawn of the Dead, they made a Jay Leno zombie and, as you know, this combines two of my all-time favorite loves. You know what’s great about zombies? They just lumber on toward you and then by sheer numbers win. And you’re always thinking, why didn’t someone nip this problem in the bud before there were, like, a million zombies? We’ll never know. Another great thing is that people start relating zombies to consumerism and whatnot when really I think zombies are only around to eat brains.

"Great minds taste alike."

Favorite Fiction FanArt

 

Just had to share possibly the coolest version of fan art I have yet to see. Here is the link to see some of his other work or to learn more about the artist and his museum: Matchstick Marvels.

 

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry…

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Tolkein’s Minas Tirith from Lord of the Rings…

 

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Then I got to thinking about other sorts of fan art our favorite fiction might inspire and I thought, I wonder how many people love certain books so much that they get *ahem* more permanent versions…

 

Dumbledore…

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Harry Potter…

 

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Snape…

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Twilight: 

 

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And Finally, Elf Ears, inspired by Lord of the Rings…

 

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Recommend Responsibly Part 2: A Book for Everyone

 

As promised, we’re discussing what books to recommend and to whom. Reading isn’t one size fits all and, as writers (or readers) who want to support the book industry, we know we need to recommend responsibly. We do that by encouraging so-called  ”non-readers” to read and thus, hopefully, converting them into at least occasional book-buyers. But, we can’t do this by impressing non-readers with our love for dense, flowerly prose or by insisting that they’ll love whatever genre we write in. Or by peddling every book we love. We recommend books like we give presents–we think of the recipient.

Rule Number Two: We ditch the snobbery. A lot of writers aren’t fond of celebrity authors. Who can blame them? Here we are working our bums off, fighting through rejection, and in walks Lauren Conrad with a three book deal. But BIG books, like these celebrity books sell. People like them. We *want* publishers to make money so they can take risks on other manuscripts. So, if you think your Aunt Matilda would like to read Maureen McCormick’s new book, then get it for her, or recommend it! No worries.

Ok, so I’ll need y’alls help making this list, but I’m going to try to start thinking of types of people and what types of books they like. When it’s done I’ll add it to the books I recommend page.

 

Middle School girl: Beacon Street Girls, Savvy by Ingrid Law, The Floating Circus by Tracie Vaughn Zimmer, Gallagher Girls series by Ally Carter

Middle School boy: Zen and the Art of Faking It by Jordan Sonnenblick, The Wishlist by Eoin Colfer, The Giggler Treatment by Roddy Doyle, Antsy Does Time by Neal Shusterman, The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkein

High School girl: Girl, Hero by Carrie Jones, The City in The Lake by Rachel Neumeier, Shift by Jen Bradbury, Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr, The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks by E. Lockhart

(If looking for non-edgy-Hattie Big Sky by Kirby Larson)

High School boy: Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher, Ink Exchange by Melissa Marr, Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkein

College girl: The Undomestic Goddess by Sophie Kinsella, Story of a Girl by Sara Zarr, Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr, Bergdorf Blondes by Plum Sykes, Magic Lost, Trouble Found by Lisa Shearin, Kitty and the Midnight Hour by Carrie Vaughn, Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler

College boy: Foundation by Isaac Asimov, Lolita by Nabokov, John Adams by David McCullough, Blink by Malcolm Gladwell, Freakonomics by Stephen Dubner

30s-40s-50s women: The Mermaid Chair by Sue Monk Kidd, Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen, A Lotus Grows in the Mud by Goldie Hawn, Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich, The Sinner by Tess Gerritsen

30s-40s-50s men: American Sphinx: The Character of Thomas Jefferson by Joseph J. Ellis, Marley and Me by John Grogan, Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln by Doris Kearns Goodwin

 

For the Southern fic reader: Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

For the no-nonsense, none of that fantasy junk reader: Sophie’s Choice by William Styron

For the historical fiction lover: The News from Paraguay by Lily Tuck

For the hopeless romantic: The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks

For the woman growing up: Eat Love Pray by Elizabeth Gilbert

For the why-would-I-read-fiction-unless-I’m-learning-something reader: Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett

For the vampire lovers (adult): Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice

For the vampire lovers (young adult): House of Night by P.C. and Kristin Cast

For the celebrity gossip lover: Confessions of An Heiress

For the lawyer: One L by Scott Turow

For the guy searching for the meaning of life: The Zahir by Paulo Coelho

For the I-Miss-Harry-Potter reader: His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman

 

Ok, wow, that was exhausting! I’m sure I’ll think of more later. But help me out!

Here’s A Question for Ya: Are Some Books Better Than Others?

 

That might sound like an odd question, but I’ve been thinking about it lately and thought I’d see what y’all think. It’s an odd question because the obvious answer is “Yes.” Of course some books are better than others.

I know, I know y’all are probably ogling at me across cyberspace saying, “Chandler, are you honestly trying to tell me you think a Danielle Steele novel is as good as one by Emily Bronte?”

Errr, no? I don’t know? Maybe? Probably not, but maybe.

See, here’s the thing: Good books resonate with the reader, right? And we all know that there isn’t one book that every single person likes. It’s true. Shocking as it may seem there are people that don’t like A Wrinkle In Time and, even more startling, people that hate Lord of the Rings.

Alright, so it’s possible that these are the same people that hate puppies and wouldn’t mind kicking a kitten. But I’m going to go ahead and assume that there are sane and intelligent individuals that detest some of my favorite books.

Because these books don’t resonate with certain people. Their stories don’t strike a chord with the experiences of the individual reader.

So here’s what I’m thinking: “Classics” are classics because the stories resonate more universally. That’s what makes them “better” than other books–more people like them.

But what if the 16th book in the Star Wars series resonates more with someone than Moby Dick? Well, it’d be a better reading experience for that individual reader right? So would the 16th Star Wars book be better? For that person?

I don’t know. What do y’all think?

Here’s A Question For Ya

I am a huge SciFi/Fantasy fan. No doubt. When I’m reading Science Fiction, I like that best. When I’m reading Fantasy, I like that best.

When I read Dune, it completely blew my mind. But all the while, I’m thinking, Is it better than Lord of the Rings? I don’t know. I guess, I’d probably say, No. If I had to choose.

Anyway, I was talking with a friend today and we got into a bit of a debate.

I asked, “If you had to choose a universe to live in, would you choose a science fiction universe or a fantasy universe?”

To which replied: “Fantasy, of course. No one would choose science fiction.”

I kind of agree with her actually. But I do believe that there are plenty of people who would opt for the science fiction universe. Perhaps technology “geeks.” Plus, I mean, there are a lot of cool things in science fiction: alternate realities, space travel, time travel, seeing other planets, aliens, forming new civilizations.

But, on the other hand, you usually get some magic in fantasy–at least if you are the protagonist. (Though not if you are Frodo or Bilbo Baggins.)

 

Hmmm…Decisions, decisions.

 

What would you choose: Fantasy or Science Fiction Universe?

 

 

Status: I’m dying to write a couple particular posts that have been on my brain. But those will have to wait until I can sit down and write them. Right now, I’m sitting in class when I wish I were getting on the road. I here the highway to Dallas is already backed up. Thank dog for my book on tape. Losing lots of studying time though, which at this point in the semester is a bit unfortunate. Anyway, the good news is that every day that goes by brings me closer to news. Several pubs said they would get back to me by the first week of December–for better or worse.

As always, shoot those good vibes my way!

Middle Earth and Me

I know you have all been waiting on pins and needles for me to reveal my favorite book, so, because I’m a nice person, I’ll make you wait no longer. My favorite book is…

THE HOBBIT by J.R.R. Tolkein.

I thought it’d be incredibly difficult to narrow it down to one favorite book and, don’t get me wrong, I love love love about a zillion books. But The Hobbit started it all. My dad first gave me The Hobbit to listen to as a book-on-tape during a drive from Dallas to Colorado. Though I’d only been on the planet six short years, I could definitely say that that novel was the coolest thing…ever…to have existed. And it was.

After that, I listened to the book every night before bed. Following my discovery of The Hobbit, I suppose my parents got off easy on the whole bedtime story thing.

I promptly acquired the book–an old paperback edition with a map I loved drawn in the front. I tried to move onto the trilogy, but the later books were a bit hard for me at the time. So, I read The Hobbit 12 times. Count ‘em. Twelve. Until I was able to read the rest of the books in the trilogy and just about every other book that had anything to do with Lord of the Rings–including the very dry and slow-moving Silmarillion.

Anyway, The Hobbit showed me what reading should be. Becoming engrossed in another world is what we readers live for and I’ve never gotten over my love affair with the experience. We can only hope, as writers, to someday give others the feeling of total immersion and complete entrancement by words typed on a page.

These days, I’m still a huge SciFi/Fantasy geek. I’ll never give that up. I’ve read the classics of both genres such as LOTR and Dune and moved past those into the Harry Potters and Enders Games of the world.

What is your favorite genre and why??

 

For more  posts on the writing process, check out these posts: 10 Things to Look for in a Small Press and 7 Ways to Beat the Block

 

Status: I’m back from Ohio and am spending one more day in DC to get a few things done before I head back to Philly and pack up for good. Last night I finished Marked by P.C. and Kristin Cast. I’ve already moved onto the second book of the House of Night series, Betrayed. I’ll review Marked this Saturday because I think for those that aren’t loving the Twilight saga, the House of Night series might do just the trick. (There’s a less angsty teenage lead who is a kickass heroine in her own right and a heck of a lot more action.)

I just got another agent request for WEIRD TATTOOS. It feels strange for those requests to come in when I’m so engrossed in my next project, but I guess that’s how it’s supposed to be. No complaints here!

Today is another day to buckle down on SCOUT. I have an outline as to how many pages should be devoted to which scene, etc. So we will see how that goes. I have a detailed synopsis as well, so that will help. I’ll also be doing some work on the blog today. I’m going to add some descriptions to the books listed on the “Books I Recommend” page and do a few administrative tasks.