Writing Resolutions 2k9

 

Oops. I know I said today I’d talk about books to recommend to different types of people, but, well, it’s New Year’s Eve. And, um, I’ve got to make my New Year’s Resolutions. Because how would I remember them if I didn’t publish them on my blog?? I know! It’d be impossible! So here we go, my mandatory New Year’s Writing Resolutions post:

1. Get a book deal!

2. Write and revise another novel and have it ready to submit by August/September

3. Spend less time surfing the internet

4. Make more writing friends and keep getting to know the ones I’ve made

5. Write every single day no matter how little

6. Blog 4-5 days a week at least

7. Improve with each book–in writing and in revising

8. Have fun and enjoy writing daily

9. Attend a comic con!

10. Umm…did I mention get a book deal? Not in the last 8 bullet points? Oh! Well, then, Get a book deal!!

*Note: Although it’s true that I have limited control over whether or not I do, actually, get a book deal–I mean, it’s already out on submission!–I do have control over several things that lead to a book deal: 1. Revising to correct any problems 2. Keep asking my agent to submit if need be (fingers crossed it will sell in the first round) 3. Never giving up (keep writing, keep submitting, keep working)

 

Status: What am I going to do for New Year’s?? I always feel like it’s such a bust! Oh well, I’ll figure something out. Yesterday, I got some great feedback on the WIP, so I’m looking over those edits.

Here’s A Question for Ya: Are Some Books Better Than Others?

 

That might sound like an odd question, but I’ve been thinking about it lately and thought I’d see what y’all think. It’s an odd question because the obvious answer is “Yes.” Of course some books are better than others.

I know, I know y’all are probably ogling at me across cyberspace saying, “Chandler, are you honestly trying to tell me you think a Danielle Steele novel is as good as one by Emily Bronte?”

Errr, no? I don’t know? Maybe? Probably not, but maybe.

See, here’s the thing: Good books resonate with the reader, right? And we all know that there isn’t one book that every single person likes. It’s true. Shocking as it may seem there are people that don’t like A Wrinkle In Time and, even more startling, people that hate Lord of the Rings.

Alright, so it’s possible that these are the same people that hate puppies and wouldn’t mind kicking a kitten. But I’m going to go ahead and assume that there are sane and intelligent individuals that detest some of my favorite books.

Because these books don’t resonate with certain people. Their stories don’t strike a chord with the experiences of the individual reader.

So here’s what I’m thinking: “Classics” are classics because the stories resonate more universally. That’s what makes them “better” than other books–more people like them.

But what if the 16th book in the Star Wars series resonates more with someone than Moby Dick? Well, it’d be a better reading experience for that individual reader right? So would the 16th Star Wars book be better? For that person?

I don’t know. What do y’all think?

Muses Do the Darndest Things

Of course, the second I sit down to start studying for the night, the muse strikes. She’s been in hiding or playing hard to get or something. But that was fine because I wasn’t interested anyway. At least not ’til next week.

I guess that made Miss Muse mad because she decided to make herself known tonight in a big way.

So what’s a girl to do? I can’t exactly just let it pass because as soon as the words are gone–they’re gone for good. Unless, that is, I somehow managed to write them down before.

So I opened up a word document and tapped away. Typed about 500 words then briefly outlined a bit more about the characters etc. I think that’s all the work I can justify doing on it tonight. This is not the Scout-character book that I talked about before, but I will probably work on these two projects sort of simultaneously. Whenever I get stuck, hop to the next, etc.

See, I’m not the type of girl that cares much for muses. Or at least I didn’t. Look at my writing quote on my About page. I like to feel firmly in control of the process. I like to think that “inspiration” constitutes a miniscule part of the actual writing of a book. I hate to feel dependent on waiting for a spark. Because if I do that, then who is to say another idea will just pop into my head? No, I’ve typically been a very methodical writer. Still am.

But, when I wrote SCOUT, unlike in my other writings, I relaxed my death grip on total control of the process. I allowed myself to admit that my ideas were better when I stepped away from the keyboard and waited for inspiration to strike.

Luckily, I’ve come up with a compromise in the way I think of Miss Muse. I lay the groundwork then let the subconscious provide the extra somethin’-somethin’. Unfortunately, when I plotted meticulously, thought about the “correct” way to do things, and consulted theory in order to hammer out a book, the book I came out with felt, well, uninspired.

SCOUT changed that. I wrote down what I could think of, allowed that to marinate, and then I’d be lying in bed, and Poof! a plot twist.

So, yeah, apparently the subconscious had been churning away and decided to spit out the product today. I’m sure that many more similar incidents will be required for this idea to form itself into a book. But for the time being, I’m pretty darn happy with this new project. For the time being at least, I’m calling it SECRETS OF A SUPERNATURAL SLUT. It’s YA urban fantasy and would fit nicely next to SCOUT.

 

So yay!

 

 

Status: Watching Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe–can I please be C.S. Lewis?? And now, more studying!

Whipped Into Shape

I’m feeling a bit out of shape.

Each word plops onto the page only after much huffing and puffing.

And I’d be lying if I told you my paragraphs weren’t a bit flabby.

And the adverbs? I need to shed those fast!

Yep, it’s sad, but true. I’ve fallen out of writing shape and I’m embarrassed.

In mid-November I wrapped up my writing projects and decided I would devote myself to school entirely. Well, my last final is on Tuesday and I can already just imagine how painful it’s going to be to get those creative muscles back in working order. When you get into the groove of writing every day you can feel yourself getting better and better. But getting started and getting in that groove…well that’s tough.

I watched Jay Leno last night and Michael Phelps was a guest star. He said that for every day you took off swimming you lost two days of training. Well, I hope its not that steep a loss with writing, but I’m not sure I’d equate knowing how to write with riding a bike or anything.

Luckily, even though gluing my butt to the chair and making myself eek out words the first few days might be painful, I am so looking forward to it! I’ve missed writing and I can’t wait to get back into it. I’ll also be back to doing prose. I’m doing a couple chapters as per the request of my agent with the characters of SCOUT. I can’t wait until Tuesday–ok, well I might not be writing Tuesday riiiiight after the exam, but Wednesday for sure!

Despite the fact that I’m a bit rusty, I have written much more intensively since my first novel (not SCOUT). I’ve landed a great agent. Lots has happened. I do feel like I’ve grown as a writer. I think that’s going to make things much more difficult because I’ll expect more from myself, but I’m also thrilled to be flexing my new writing muscles a bit in another full-length project. I’m pumped to see what I can do, but I’ve also gotten to know a bunch of great writers in the recent months and am hoping to use some of their input to bring my work to the next level. (That is, if they love me that much when I ask ‘em!)

 

Anyway, to start slowly getting my behind in gear, I was wondering if y’all knew of any good websites with daily writing prompts or character exercises or maybe you just have some that you enjoy doing before really digging into a project. Let me know!

 

Upcoming Topics:

Falling Back in Love: I’m so NOT over you…

Starting with a sense of Direction

What’s OK in YA?

The Left-Brained Artist

Playing off the Pressure

 

 

Status: And…Back to studying.

But What if It Does?

What if it doesn’t sell? What if it doesn’t sell? What if it doesn’t sell? What if it doesn’t sell? What if it doesn’t sell?

Like that stream of consciousness?? James Joyce, I’m coming for you.

But, seriously, I think that…a lot.

Not because I’m a Negative Nancy or anything. It’s more a prepare for the worst type thing.

 That seems sensible, right? Don’t want to get your hopes up. Etc, etc. Very practical. Like Aquasocks.

But just because Aquasocks keep you from stepping on shells at the beach doesn’t mean you wear them!

What I’m trying to say is, I think it might be MORE important to think: But what if it does?

Like I talked about in the last post, it’s the planning and dreaming that keeps you going.  The, what-will-it-be-like-when-Dream-Agent-calls?

I had planned a bunch of things to do IF I was ever offered representation. I wanted to pop champagne, do a video blog for here, call about a zillion people, go out to celebrate…

I did do a bunch of that. The first night though everyone was sort of studying and I didn’t want to bug anyone. I had just moved to Austin so my friends were still pretty “new.” Nate was a few weeks away from moving down here.

So, the night I got the Agent Call, I did…nothing. I hung out by myself! But that was ok, because I was able to do lots of solo dancing to Miley Cyrus that miiiiiiiiight have been awkward had my roommate been around. Posting on AW and on the Blueboards was really fun as soon as I decided on which agent.

That weekend my new Austin friends had a little get together for me where they brought champagne and took me out, so that was cute!

I chickened out doing a vlog for some reason…sad. I think it’s really funny to watch other writers reactions when they get good news.

Anyway, IF I ever get a book deal, here’s what I’m going to do:

1. Jump around a lot.

2. Go sit in my car and play “So Much Better” from the Legally Blonde soundtrack, so I can take it all in.

3. Come back to the apartment for some more Miley Cyrus dancing. Maybe some High School Musical soundtrack, too. I’ll keep it open,

4. Figure out who I’m calling and in what order! I know I’ve got to call Nate and my parents. But what if I were with friends at the time?? Would I just tell them? I’m thinking maybe if I were with really good friends I would just be quiet, go ahead and call Nate or my parents and then they would overhear so they would know. Brilliant! I know.

5. Make sure I don’t look like a complete scrub and then do a vlog. Don’t let me chicken out people! I might look like a total spaz, but o well.

6. Buy something fun. Maybe not the first day, but I still would want any $, no matter how small, to be used on something I really really wanted.

7. Oh, if I’m in class, I want to just gather up my stuff and walk out. Don’t want to let the moment pass. But yeah, prob will be too scared to do that one.

8. Not sure what I want to do to celebrate, but I’m sure I’ll figure that out. Probably have some close friends over.

 

Alright, so IF I ever have the opportunity, y’all have got to hold me to this and make sure I do it up right.

Any other ideas? What have you seen done that you thought was a really cool way to mark the occassion? (I saw how Jay Asher told everyone and I just thought that was the coolest thing ever.)

What are you planning to do when you get an agent or a book deal? I’ll be sure to hold you to it.

 

Status: Yes, blogging has been a bit spotty because of these things called law school exams. Although it is tempting to blow them off, I have this nagging conscience that keeps bugging me about maturity and foresight and doing my best. As for submissions: No new is no news right now.

2009 Debutante Author Interview Series: R.J. Anderson

Forget everything you think you know about faeries…
Creatures full of magic and whimsy?
Not in the Oakenwyld. Not anymore.

Deep inside the great Oak lies a dying faery realm, bursting with secrets. Long ago the faeries mysteriously lost their magic. Robbed of their powers, they have become selfish and dull-witted. Now their numbers are dwindling and their very survival is at stake.

Only one young faery–Knife–is determined to find out where her people’s magic has gone and try to get it back. Unlike her sisters, Knife is fierce and independent. She’s not afraid of anything –not the vicious crows, the strict Faery Queen, or the fascinating humans living nearby. But when Knife disobeys the Faery Queen and befriends a human named Paul, her quest becomes more dangerous than she ever anticipated. Can Knife trust Paul to help, or has she brought the faeries even closer to the brink of destruction?

knife-small1         spellhunter-small1

You guessed it! Our next author interview is R.J. Anderson. I’ve already heard buzz about her upcoming book Knife (in the UK) and Faery Rebels (in the US)–How lucky is she to have two gorgeous covers!? After reading the blurb, I know I can’t wait to get a hold of the novel! Thanks so much for joining us, R.J.!

Congrats on your debut novel, Knife. Can you give us a little statistical rundown on how long it took you to get to this point? How many books? How many rejections? How many days, months, or years?

KNIFE / SPELL HUNTER (I’ll just call it KNIFE from now on, for brevity’s sake!) was my second completed manuscript, and I finished it in the spring of 1994 — though it took me thirteen more years to sell it. You’d think I’d have written other novels during that time, but I didn’t: I was busy writing fan fiction and posting it on the Internet. Which was good writing practice, taught me to value criticism and earned me a small but loyal audience, so I don’t consider that time wasted.

Anyway, I’d had enough encouragement from friends who had read KNIFE, as well as from the first editor I ever sent it to, that I felt sure the book had potential. So whenever I got a rejection I’d snivel and moan and put the ms. away for months or years before mustering the will to revise and send it out again, but I never gave up on it entirely.

It wasn’t until 2002, however, when an online acquaintance told me that she was an editor with a major publishing house and would be interested in reading my original manuscript, that I really woke up and got serious about doing whatever it might take to get KNIFE published. I did two rounds of revisions for that editor, and although circumstances beyond either one of our control meant that she didn’t end up being the one to buy the book in the end, her criticisms and suggestions really helped me take the book to a whole new level.

Wow. That goes to show you that you never know what great contacts you could be making online! Which “Call” thrilled you more? The call in which you landed an agent or the call in which you landed your book deal? Can you describe to us what it felt like?

I think it had to be getting my agent, because it was so quick and dramatic. I’d just been turned down by another agent who “liked but didn’t love” my manuscript, but was willing to recommend me to another agent she thought might feel differently. Once she made that referral, I had my first e-mail from Josh Adams in two days and an offer of representation less than a week later. Josh had e-mailed a couple of days before to tell me he was loving KNIFE and ask when would be a good time to talk with me about it, so our conversation didn’t come as a complete surprise, but you can bet I spent the weekend in a tizzy trying to find out everything I could about Adams Literary, and think of all the questions I should ask before accepting an offer of representation!

With my editor I had even more advance notice, because a week before the book went to auction she asked my agent if she could call me and see how willing I’d be to do the kind of revisions she had in mind for Knife’s story, and get a feel for what I might be like to work with. So my first call with her wasn’t really The Call, but more of a get-to-know-you experience. It was very exciting, though! Especially because we really did click well right off the bat, and when I put down the phone I found myself hoping that HarperCollins would win the auction so I’d get to work with her. And fortunately, that’s just how it turned out!

How exciting both must have been!

This is Fumbling with Fiction, so I have to ask, in your writing career have you ever had a big “Oops!” moment?

I think my biggest oops is over my own stupidity and (let’s be frank) laziness in not continuing to turn KNIFE around and send it back out after it had been rejected a couple of times in a row. I allowed myself to waste years just sitting around moping over how slow publishing was, when it probably would have gone a lot faster if I’d been more persistent and proactive in approaching more and different publishers.

It also took me a ridiculously long time to realize that my book was YA (MG really, though it’s sort of on the borderline between the two) instead of an “adult” fantasy. I feel kind of silly about that, too! It seems so obvious to me now.

 

An important message for writers not to be paralyzed by rejection. Thanks for sharing! Now that you are a soon-to-be-published author, seeing the view from the other side, what has been your favorite moment in the publishing process so far? What part of the process has most surprised you?

I have to say it’s been really exciting doing contracted revisions with my editor, knowing she loves my writing and my story but also wants to help me make it the best it can be. She’s been great at pointing out the places where my book is weak or confusing, but also leaving it up to me to figure out how best to solve those problems — trusting my judgment, rather than imposing her own vision on the book. And I think most professional editors are that way, really. I just never realized it before I had the chance to work with one.

The part that’s surprised me is how little the author often knows about what’s really going on with her book. I have a great agent and editors who try to keep me in the loop and are generally very willing to answer questions, but sometimes it’s hard to even know what questions I should be asking. I guess I imagined that the author would hear about every meeting related to her book and get copies of every little bit of promotional material, and that’s just not the case. Agents and editors have a lot of clients and a lot of projects on the go at any given time, and sometimes the author has to politely beg for information before they even realize she doesn’t already know!

It looks like your book is coming out in the US and UK at the same time. Is this typical? How did that happen?

Actually, it’s coming out in the UK on January 8th, which puts it four months ahead of the US release date (which is April 28th). The rights to the UK sold six months later than my US rights, but the book is coming out earlier in the UK because publishing moves much faster over there than it does here.

As for being typical — it’s not that typical from what I understand, but my book has an English setting and feel to it, so it was a natural fit for the UK market in that respect. Also, my agent has a partnership with an agency in the UK, and he worked hard to retain UK rights to the book when working out the details of my contract with HarperCollins. That enabled him to send the manuscript out to a number of publishers over there, and it was eventually bought by Orchard Books last December. Which was very exciting because it was like selling the book all over again! 

So cool to have had TWO deals that quickly! Could you explain to us why your book has a different title in the US and UK?

KNIFE was my original title for the book, and my UK editor thought it was a perfect fit — short and memorable and dynamic. I think that the slight darkness and edginess (if you’ll pardon the pun) to that title was appealing for the UK market, where the dividing line between middle grade and teen literature is less strongly marked. But my US publisher felt that to call it just KNIFE would be confusing and perhaps give people a wrong impression of what the book was about, and they wanted to emphasize the faery content. So after much back-and-forthing, we came up with FAERY REBELS for the series  (since in the US I had a two-book deal for KNIFE and its sequel) and SPELL HUNTER for the book title.

 

Tell us a little about receiving your first editorial letter. What was yours like? How did you feel when you received it?

My first contracted editorial letter was seven pages long. She started out by telling me all the things she loved about the book, and then moving on to the places where she felt the plot and characters needed work. Many of the things she mentioned we’d discussed on the phone previously, so they didn’t come as a big shock or anything.

Still, it took me a few days to really process all the information in the letter and decide how I wanted to tackle the revisions. No matter how gracious and thoughtful an editor’s criticisms may be, it’s easy to succumb to feelings of “O woe is me! I suck! They only bought this manuscript because they felt sorry for me!” It’s also easy to resent or resist certain criticisms and tell yourself that the editor just doesn’t understand your Sublime Artistic Vision.

But once I’d finished wallowing in self-pity for a day or two, I got excited and started thinking of ways to solve the problems my editor had pointed out. And I also realized that my editor was right in her criticisms — not just about a few things, but about everything. The book is a LOT better now than it was — tighter, more focused, and also deeper.

I love hearing about author-editor relationships that work well! Finally, if you could have written one book previously published by another author, which book would it be?

Oh, goodness. This is hard, because there are so many books I love. But I think I’m going to have to say I wish I’d written C.S. Lewis’s THE SILVER CHAIR. That is my favorite of all the Narnia books, and I adore Puddleglum.

Thanks so much for telling us all about your journey to publication! Can’t wait to check out FAERY REBELS here in the US and I’m sure we’ll be hearing great things in the future from you. Again, Congratulations on your success!

2009 Debutante Author Interview Series: Lauren Bjorkman

Roz and Eva are sisters, close friends, and fierce rivals. Roz fantasizes about snagging the lead in the school play and landing sexy skate god Bryan as her boyfriend. Sadly, a few obstacles stand between her and her dreams. For one, Eva is the more talented actress. And Bryan happens to be Eva’s boyfriend. But is Eva having a secret love affair with a girl? Enquiring minds need to know.

Roz prides herself on random acts of insanity. In one such act, she invents a girlfriend of her own to encourage Eva to open up. The plan backfires, and Roz finds herself neck deep in her invented life. When Roz meets a mercurial boy with a big problem, she begins to understand the complex feelings beneath the labels. And she gets a second chance to earn Eva’s trust.

MY INVENTED LIFE is set in small California high school during the rehearsals for a Shakespeare comedy.

 

Lauren Bjorkman grew up on a sailboat, sharing the tiny forecastle with her sister and the sail bags. They are still friends, and she still likes to travel to exotic corners of the world. She now live in Taos, New Mexico with her husband, two sons, a cat that thinks he’s a dog, and another cat that thinks he’s a rabbit. Thankfully, she’s settled down long enough to answer a few questions about her debut novel, My Invented Life, coming out in 2009.

Hi, Lauren. Congrats on your debut novel, My Invented Life. I can’t wait to see it on shelves! But can you give us a little statistical rundown on how long it took you to get to this point? How many books? How many rejections? How many days, months, or years?

Too long. When I had my first kid, I quit my job and started writing novels. Now he’s in the fifth grade! Thankfully I had no idea how long it would take me, nor how many rejection letters would accumulate in my file (40, maybe?) I began as a novice with a crazy belief in myself and a passion for reading, minus a degree in English. Now I’ve written three and a third novels. MY INVENTED LIFE is my second. It’s been a long, long road. But worth every mile.

Which “Call” thrilled you more? The call in which you landed an agent or the call in which you landed your book deal? Can you describe to us what it felt like?

Speaking of which…congrats on YOUR call!!! What a thrill when I read about it in your blog.

For me, the first call excited and disoriented me the most. I’d queried a few agents and received matching rejections. Then my instructor at a novel writing workshop recommended me to his agent. After two months passed, my hopes deflated. One day, though, he emailed me to say his agent had tried to reach me. I emailed her immediately, and less than 30 seconds after hitting the send button, my phone rang! And it was her!! And she offered to represent me!!!

As you know, you’re supposed to interview an agent before accepting. But I was too busy hyperventilating, pacing the house, and babbling like an idiot. I had finally stepped into a parallel universe, one that respects writers. Besides, I’d already Googled the heck out of her, and knew she’d be perfect for me. So I accepted on the spot. Luckily, she didn’t change her mind after my lame conversation over the phone.

Awww, thanks, Lauren!!

Throughout your journey as a writer, what resources have you found most valuable to your success? Websites? Books? Conferences?

Excellent critique from other writers has helped me the most. A few of my critique partners are published, but most are not. When it comes to critique, I’ve learned to listen to my head and my heart to separate the gems from the rot.

Books on writing such as The Writer’s Journey, Bird by Bird, and Writing Down the Bones have helped, too. So have writing workshops. Conferences are a good way to meet other writers.

I’ve always envied writers with fabulous critique groups. That’s a real gift to have and I know they must be so proud of you! We all know that writers go through hard times on their way to success. How have you handled rejection in the past?

You mean what do I do after I’ve finished crying, fuming, and stewing? I eat a lot of chocolate. If it’s really bad, I read over one of my “love letters.” Yes, I keep a file of letters and emails from people who rave about my writing. After that, I pick myself up and keep going. More writing is always the best antidote.

This is Fumbling with Fiction, so I have to ask, in your writing career have you ever had a big “Oops!” moment?
 

*blushes and cringes simultaneously*  I’ve had a few. When I sent a rewrite of MY INVENTED LIFE to an interested agent, he took forever to look at it. After waiting longer than I could stand, I wrote him an email with “patience is a…” in the subject line. I got the mss back in two days with a terse rejection letter.

One time at an SCBWI conference, I had a consultation with an editor from a small local press. She LOVED my book, but didn’t publish YA. Afterwards, I told a friend (rather loudly) what an “ego boost” that had been. The editor was sitting right behind me!

Oh dear. Well, at least you’re the wiser for it! Now that you are a soon-to-be-published author, seeing the view from the other side, what has been your favorite moment in the publishing process so far? What part of the process has most surprised you?

For pure bliss–my agent saying, “You’re book is very funny. I forced myself to slow down when I was reading it to savor the humor.” That pretty much balanced out the editor at an SCBWI conference who told me I had NO VOICE.

What an awesome compliment from your agent! She must have been a fantastic advocate for your work! Tell us a little about receiving your first editorial letter. What was yours like? How did you feel when you received it?

My editor told me, “This is your book. You get to decide which changes to make.” Still, I obsessed about it. So when it came in at three paragraphs, I was hugely relieved.

I have a funny story about my editorial letter. I desperately wanted to get it before I left on a backpack-style trip to Malaysia with my family. But my editor didn’t finish writing it in time. She ended up mailing it with my marked-up mss to an airport hotel in LA where we spent the first night of our trip. After I read her comments, I couldn’t mail the mss home from the airport hotel nor the airport. So I lugged the thing on my back for five weeks. It’s a very well traveled manuscript.

Maybe that bodes well for foreign rights sales!!??? Finally, if you could have written one book previously published by another author, which book would it be?

The current crop of YA books blow my mind. I wish I’d written ALL of them. Since I have to choose one book, I’ll say Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. It’s funny, romantic, serious, and political all rolled into one.

Thanks so much for interviewing me, Chandler. And good luck with YOUR book!

Thank you, Lauren! And readers, just to leave you hangin’, I’ll send you off with a tantalizing snippet of My Invented Life

The first thing I see is Eva’s journal. I’m not tempted. It rests seductively at the center of her night table, and the latch appears to be broken. Still I won’t touch it. Even though I know she’ll never find out. And even if it might reveal why she deleted me from her life.
OK then, one little peek.

Post Halloween Special: A Writer’s Nightmare

Halloween’s over. No more candy corn until next year. No more haunted houses and, thankfully, no more what-to-dress-up-as-stress. As you might have expected, being an eskimo in Austin was hot. Like one million degrees. But that’s ok. I still had a great time at the party. See?

 

 

 

 

Anyhow, Halloween always gets me thinking about things that scare me…which is pretty much everything because I’m a big weenie…I’m scared of serial killers, “Law and Order” if I’m home alone, ghosts, car accidents, sometimes under my bed if it’s dark in my room, someone hiding in my closet, and getting into my car by myself.

But there are particular fears that come with being a writer. So, here’s what scares my writer pants clean off me:

 

1. Form letters that start with “Dear Author”–thankfully, a thing of the past, but still frightening

2. Blank screens

3. Bad reviews

4. Rejections

5. Writers Block

6. Coming up with  that “next idea”–always seems to come but until it does, it sure is scary!

7. Messy desks

8. Beautifully written books–yanno, the kind that make you think, how will I ever be that good?

9. Friends thinking I’m silly for trying to be a writer

10. Book signings where no one shows up–haven’t had the occasion of having one yet, but the mere thought of it gives me the heebies

 

So that’s what gets me. What scares the pants off of you?

 

Status: Is this submissions week? I think so!! And therefore, you have some homework. Let’s all wish for a quick sale together. Ready? 1, 2, 3…Go!

 

But, in all seriousness, I’m a big believer in the power of positive energy, so I would appreciate your keeping me in your thoughts and prayers as I embark on this next step in the publishing process!

Thursday Pics: Back to My Prime

Alright y’all. It’s time I get serious.

To be honest, I have not been keeping myself in peak shape. I’ve been sitting back, worry free, letting my index finger accumulate pudge.

In the many, many months before I signed with my agent, my index finger worked out constantly. I probably refreshed my inbox once every two minutes. And don’t think that only applied to time spent in front of my computer, because Nate made the fatal mistake of equipping me with an iPhone, and that means I never have to leave my email behind.

So yeah, basically I challenge anyone to prove that their finger was more in shape than mine at the height of my neuroticism. You can’t. I promise.

But then came the signing. I had an agent and there was nothing to magically appear in my inbox. Yes, I know, scary. I had to spend that time actually writing.

But don’t worry. I understand that lack of exercise can lead to serious health problems. So to fix this problem, my agent has graciously agreed to submit my project to publishers starting next week.

This week I’m preparing by stretching, cracking knuckles, and trying to resist saying “Pull my Finger,” a precaution that stems from the fact that folks might get the wrong idea.

It’s going to be tough, though. However, I have every confidence that, when the time comes, I’ll be ready to refresh like nobody’s business.

Don’t be a skeptic. I ran the Rocky steps.

See?

 

 

Why is this necessary? You ask. Why is this so crucial to my writing career? Well, I’m here to dispell a commonly held misconception. No matter what “non-writers” tell you about the virtues of patience,  if you find out news ten minutes after it was made available to you…the world will end. No question.

So, please, I invite y’all to hold me accountable. And if I knew how to attach an iTunes song to my blog post, I would. I would play “Eye of the Tiger” 87% of my existence.

 

Now, I’m off to burn my .0021 calories.

 

 

***Reminder***

You’ve got until Saturday to comment for a chance to win this awesome book:

 

 

 

I’m looking at it sitting on my breakfast table right now and am sad to be giving both copies away. Good thing I like you guys.

“Unexpectedly denied a Visa to remain in the United States, Qanta Ahmed, a young British Muslim doctor, becomes an outcast in motion. On a whim, she accepts an exciting position in Saudi Arabia. This is not just a new job; this is a chance at adventure in an exotic land she thinks she understands, a place she hopes she will belong.

“What she discovers is vastly different. The Kingdom is a world apart, a land of unparalleled contrast. She finds rejection and scorn in the places she believed would most embrace her, but also humor, honesty, loyalty and love.

“And for Qanta, more than anything, it is a land of opportunity. A place where she discovers what it takes for one woman to re-create herself in the land of invisible women.”

More importantly, don’t forget that tomorrow, October 31st is your last day her book will be available for download to any LibraryThing member (membership is free). It will be followed up a week later (Nov. 10th) with two weeks of author chat—meaning that every week-night for two weeks, readers can post questions for Qanta on the LibraryThing website which she will then attempt to answer.

Make sure to take advantage of any free books. I live by that rule.

Should Your Solo Become A Duet?

Don’t even try to tell me “American  Boy” would be as good without Kanye.

Or that House of Night would be better with only one of the Casts.

I mean, seriously, could one possibly contend that Diet Coke is better without the cherry?

No, I don’t think so.

So, while writing is typically a solitary endeavor, sometimes it can be refreshing to enter into a little healthy collaboration with a fellow writer.

As I mentioned yesterday, I’ll be co-authoring a Nano project this year. Over the coming weeks, I’ll be blogging a bit about what it’s like to write with someone else.

How to work out plot points?

How do you mesh voice?

Who writes when?

We’ll be writing a plot which requires two distinctive points of view. Basically, I’ll be one character and she’ll be the other. I learned this tip from Mandy Hubbard, who co-authored Getting Caught, with her writing pal, Cyn Balog.

Have any of y’all collaborated on a project? Thoughts and tips from the peanut gallery are always much appreciated.

 

**Leave comments for a chance to win a copy of In the Land of Invisible Women–more on that tomorrow**

Status: Got an audition for a Working Partners series today! Getting ready for submission week, too. Good vibes my way please!!!!